Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I am in a good mood today!
I don't know why and I won't try and look for an answer all I know is that I wanted to be happy and I am! So easy!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What was that now? You want to fight me? OK!!

Remember when I blogged about how I was going to fight my roommates? Well it's a new semester, new rooommates, new friends, new people's asses to kick.

R0oMiEs!!!
Please remember that I would never fight you for no good reason. Or would I?

Katelyn: She's my room roommate. I would run into my room wait for her by the door and at the right time I would slam the door in her face. I won't just swing the door but I would most literally hit her with the door. She would be a little woozy from that but I believe she would still try to hit me so I would punch her in the face slam her face into the wall, Bam! Done

Erica: She's scrappy. But I can take her. We would be in the kitchen because she is so domestic. I would grab a pan and hit her over the head with it she'd fall to the floor unconcious and I would kick her only once though. Bam! Done.

Dareece: Homegirl is straight up hood so I KNOW she fights dirty! She'd come at me with her fingernails but I would go for her hoop earings and her hair. Since she'd be swinging I would punch her straight in the face. It would slow her down and then I would tackle her and knock the wind out of her. But she'd be packin' heat so she would pull it out and I would yell "IF YOU POINT THAT GUN AT ME YOU BETTER PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!" Bam! Done.

Beth: Oh gosh, I'm scared of her! Can we move on? maybe I could get a punch or 2 in but it wouldn't hurt her. I would run. Unless I had a bat, then we can talk.

Carolyn: I would kick her in the shins. Then I would get behind her and kick her in the back of the knees so that she falls to the ground I would kick her in the face Bam! Done.

BeStIeS!!
Boston: She's short and I believe she would also fight dirty so mostly I would do the same as with Dareece. Except once I knocked the wind out of her I would have to sit on her to keep her from coming at me again! Boston wouldn't quit.

Marion: I'd just punch her as many times as I could. I think we would go at for awhile but then I would grab her arm twist it behind her back and scream "SAY UNCLE AND APOLOGIZE!!!!" Bam! Done.

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME NOW!!!!!!????

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I'll Let You Sleep Tonight

I haven't had a good dream in a long time. I miss my dreams. I hate dreamless nights but I think that those are the nights that you sleep really well. Correct me if this is false.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

The Day of My Birth Was A Happy Time

I love my birthday. the end.


Just kidding!
Thank you to those of you that spent the day/night with me. I really appreciate it. I really did think that this year was going to be a bad b-day. You know because Noemi isn't here and although I did miss her a lot I had an awesome time! Thank you friends! I can't thank you enough! The festivities are not even over, so says Katelyn! Cinco de Mayo is coming up. It's the one day of the year that I tell people that I am in fact Mexican as opposed to telling them that I am American Indian, Indian, Phillipino, Hawaiian, Papua New Guinean or anything else that I may have said. We should drink to the festivities of a made up holiday that mexicans don't really celebrate. But because I get attention I will humor you silly americans. I will also humor this holiday because I know that it will make Tom so mad that I get more attention than he does.

tequila shots on tuesday then?